The kitten and puppy are merely a ploy to catch your attention. Bluntly: I need a job. I can do a lot of things. Here’s a brief resume and my bio. Why am I posting this online? Who you know (or who knows you) usually matters the most in such quests. This is the best forum I have. (And yes, I’ve spent months unsuccessfully applying for scores of jobs.) I am not looking for expressions of sympathy or advice, just income. So, please email me if you can offer it: email@example.com.